Join the Soggy Dollar Bar Painkiller Club and Get a Lot of Free Stuff for Nothing!

As a member of the Painkiller Club, you'll take the Soggy Dollar with you as you fight traffic in the city or carpool to soccer in the burbs. And it's FREE! Just fill out the application, and you're an Official Painkiller Club Member — no matter where in the world you end up.

Painkiller Club Benefits

Exclusive access through the VIP Door

An irregularly published newsletter on all the Soggy Dollar fun

Free use of any unoccupied hammock (occupied hammocks available at your own risk)

Anything you can get away with by showing this card to any bartender in the world. Good luck with that one

Free use of tanning facilities and unlimited sand

And much, much more!